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If I was in that Boeing office, it wouldn’t have went down like it did

I don’t envy the choice Bethesda has to make for Fallout TV S2 wrt the events of one of their games. Their choices are between picking an ending to be canon or “nobody knows what happened that year because they all died in an unrelated incident”

God how I love suits from the sixties. Those skinny lapels, the skinny ties, the slim-but-not-too slim tailoring

>Demand #9

your terms are acceptable

It’s official. We’re all gonna be eating lab-grown meat in five years. Was probably closer to twenty before but now it’s five. Failure is contagious

Every now and then a tweet blows up where someone says they don’t (or rarely) shower. This is so alien to me. I waste so much time in the shower because _it feels so good_

100% could not agree more. The Onion’s best pieces from old leaned into the format. “No It Won’t” is an esp good example of this

> But democracy!!

Don’t we _want_ to incentivize titans of industry into making our cities nuke-proof? What’s the point if all the normies can just vote you out of your casino penthouse?

Because Mr. House spent so much time, money, and energy on missile defense to protect Vegas from nuclear war, it’s only fair that he get to be the sole autocrat of the Mojave. Siding with the NCR or Legion would be a massive violation of the NAP

Thought of including Craig's Bond in this collage as Casino/Quantum/Skyfall sorta play with this trope too

One of my favorite types of characters is the guy who lives an apparently swanky and cosmopolitan lifestyle but is actually very lonely because he's prohibited/alienated from his home/family