The self immolator outside the Trump courthouse might be the final boss of “can’t go a single conversation without dropping a Simpsons reference” guys

Only a tortured poet could write the lyrics “You have a tight end because you’re a tight end”

I believe in gentile space lasers

Wow Laura Loomer is looking so much better than she has been

call me Kwisatz the way I Haderach a fool for the dick 😎

Blackthorne: Tell him it’s a lie! Downright absurd and the claim of a scoundrel and fraud. A shrimp simply does not possess the skill, nay faculties even, to fry rice. Charlatans in your midst, my Lord. It’s an absurd claim.

Mariko: The Anjin accuses the shrimp of falsehoods

“Hans Zimmer could never”

Still one of the funniest posts ever

Look closely. What’s the first thing you notice?

Just sent Bluey’s dad to live on a farm upstate

Found a lost dog on my walk. Looked like it needed help. Had no choice but to take it home but it kinda got aggressive and pissed everywhere and now I can’t get in my car? 😬The dog rescuers are on their way now my good gosh look at that face

telling my grandkids this was Haim

Guys will see this and say hell yeah

“I think it’s funnier when the SNL cast members can’t hold their laughter in”

I’m sorry. Please help us. We are trying so desperately gofund.me/51b14d60

someone please hire SQUASH B’GOSH I can’t handle these Tiktoks

Because British libel laws forced Rivkah to tweet this I now know that J.K. Rowling absolutely did engage in holocaust denialism. Thanks, Limeys!

Almost as funny as the invisible gas pedal trick