Today a Threat Actor operating under the moniker IntelBroker, and (presumably) his associates, claimed to compromised Patriot Mobile.

Patriot Mobile has self-described itself as 'America's only Christian, Conserative wireless provider' – based out of Grapevine, Texas.

The data…

Hello, how are you?

We've updated the vx-underground malware collection. Additionally, per request, we have shared some more photos of peoples pets. They asked that we share them and we happily obliged. Animals are cool and badass

Newly added:
- InTheWild.0123
- InTheWild.0122…

Everyday we are continually impressed by the innovation of internet nerds. We can rest easy knowing Rust supports butt plugs.

Thank you, Mel 🫡

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Exciting news.

In case you missed it, earlier today an individual requested a refund via PayPal for a vx-underground harddrive. They failed to read the e-mails we sent them. The PayPal inquiry hurt our wallet, because we don't have a lot of money.

In an extreme act of…

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We've updated the vx-underground paper collection. We've added 118 new malware analysis papers courtesy of our friends at Malpedia. It's too much to list, but it's a doozy.

New malware development papers:
- 2012-09-19 - Knockin on Heavens Gate - Dynamic Processor Mode…

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50 character e-mail address? Really?

Hello, how are you?

Next week we have hundreds of malware reverse engineering papers to add, some malware development papers, and thousands of malware samples.

But, today is the day of rest. We will see all of you on Monday

Please don't do anything crazy.

Love you

One thing we have learned over the years is nerds hate ads. Nerds will fight you to death over ads.

We say this because it's been announced EA games will soon begin putting ads inside of their video games.

More information: tomshardware.com/video-games/ea…

We're releasing a super top secret TLP:RED document. It is a secret wallpaper. It is password protected.

vx-underground.org/tmp

Good morning.

We had some people request we share some images. The first is a kitty cat named Nugget. The 2nd image is a shoe (it's actually also a kitty cat, they're very sneaky)

You bought a domain name for a project you either didn't start or didn't finish.

Meanwhile on Minecraft nerds are rebuilding Bloodborne