Them: 'lmfap'

Me: *sees obvious typo* 'laughing my fucking ass pants'

BREAK: Julius Kivimaki AKA Zeekill sentenced to 6 years & 3 months in prison after hacking and blackmailing 30,000 therapy patients with their stolen notes. One of the cruellest cyber attacks ever. Zeekill's imprisonment ends a near 10 year cyber crime spree started as a teen.

1. It's too early in the week to start sending us e-mails from compromised government e-mails. Stop it.

2. Rude >:(

Bad passwords are illegal and for nerds

Literally, the United Kingdom has made bad passwords illegal

(this applies strictly to manufacturers who provide poor default passwords to consumers, among other issues)

More information: news.sky.com/story/admin-an…

Twitter AI is amazing. It took our satirical post about 'Stuxnet 2.0' and some mention of 'templates' into a serious trending post about cyberwarfare.

Hello, how are you?

A friend of vx-underground is looking for a Red Team and/or Security Architecture and/or AppSec management type role.

Please tell us about openings and please hire them via nepotism (not illegal, so it's cool and badass)

> friend calls
> invites over
> ok_cool.jpeg
> ask for apartment address
> says 'apt 29'
> mfw apt29

The most sophisticated exploit we've ever seen.

Thank you to Will Dormann for bringing this to our attention. This is basically Stuxnet. 2.0

We will be mostly AFK for the remainder of the weekend. It is the weekend of rest – not just Sunday:)

Next week we will be adding new malware builders: Amadey (Panel), MetaStealer, and 'Сборка 2.0'. We don't know what Сборка 2.0 (Russian for 'Build 2.0') is.

Have a cat.

Hello, we hope everyone is enjoying their weekend so far. We've made some updates to the vx-underground malware sample collection. Additionally, we have papers in queue but they have not been addressed yet.

Samples and families added:
- Virussign.2024.04.19
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