Hear me out, Pod Save America. You need to get Plies on your show. Thank me later.

I am willing to be more than $5 that he wouldn't have even thought to do this shit if the Obama Library wasn't going to be right there. Yes, he's that petty.

We really done fucked around and disrupted our asses right back into regular ass cable.

Let's keep it a stack. A lot of Black men who are claiming that they're gonna vote for Trump are just mad at the fact the Black women have been thriving in and because of the Biden Administration.

I hang emcees with my noose. Watch me get loose. A n***a flippin mo styles than Snapple got juice. ‘Cause I’m too hot to handle, got more soul in my pinky than a n***a pickin his Afro in a leopard skin daishiki. The freshest. Oh yes it’s the rhymer with the bottle…

Can we discuss the King Tee erasure? Tha Triflin Album is a classic. The best to Black Together Again has never not banged. It’s one of my top 5 of all time.

If you're a Bulls fan, how does Zach Levine and Ayo Dosunmu for Trae Young and the #1 pick sound?

The fucking Wizards can't even win the draft lottery. It's the worst draft in a decade and we get the pick the second most okayish player in the class.

Outsiders want to show up and ruin graduation for hundreds of Black men and their families, reunions for brothers who haven’t seen each other in years and may never see each other again, and a solemn tradition of an institution that isn’t theirs to cosplay activists. Nah.

Hell yeah.

Hey, Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi. Does this mean y’all ain’t getting a new mule to replace the old one you had for Driver’s Ed?

Finally watching the Roast of Tom Brady and you can’t tell me he hasn’t had some work done. The whole top half of his face is motionless.

real Gs move in silence and like lasagna

May 2020... The world comes together to protest the murder of George Floyd in a moment of racial reckoning and unity.

May 2024... The world comes together to record their own versions of BBL Drizzy in a moment of collective roasting and shaming.

Black Twitter is beautiful.

This time four years ago, people were in the streets and “Alright” by Kendrick Lamar was the anthem. Now, different year and different stakes, but it looks like K. Dot got another, decidedly different, anthem with “Not Like Us.”

Is They Not Like Us gonna be the song of the summer?

This is the difference between Drake and Kendrick. Drake’s shit is so pedestrian that what you get is what you get. But K Dot is so intricate and thoughtful with his shit that you really gotta sit there with the decoder ring and try to get all of it. A picture vs a masterpiece.

The thing that makes 6:16 In LA so insidious is that Kendrick made that track for Drake, not us. He’s speaking directly to that man and telling him he got snakes in his circle that his ego is too fragile to cast out. He’s gotta be looking at all his people different right now.

Y'all wanna know how weird the 80s were? Every day at school we got a milk carton with the face of some missing kid on it. At the same time there was a show that came on every day with an old man inviting kids to his house to do cool science experiments. It was kidnapper fuel.

Do you understand how proxies work or are you being deliberately hardheaded? If we announced tomorrow that we were no longer arming Israel, we would be giving Iran the green light to move on the rest of the region; directly and through proxies.