This is like when my mom saw 50 Shades of Grey and equated it to human trafficking

Blood Meridian-ass headline

I’M BRANCHIN’ OUT!

The really tall Flight of the Concords guy cut me in line at The Bagel Store

New album cover revealed. More info soon via Sacred Bones Records

My old roomate offering Jerry Fuchs lessons to help him “make it” as a drummer

Got dumped for Michael Showalter.

Was making out with someone at a party. Stepped away to use the bathroom. Came back and they were making out with Julian Casablancas.

Got super loaded with Trail Of Dead and crashed a frat party on Drexel campus. Hilarity ensued.

The y2k bug could have saved us all.

Things I didn’t understand in the ‘90s:
- Nü-Metal
- Sailor Moon

Things I don’t understand now:
- Nü-Metal
- Sailor Moon

Best therapist I’ve ever had is my Sweetwater rep.

My big takeaway from Love Lies Bleeding is that yes, “Hamburger Lady” is the scariest song ever.

RoboCop Saves Pee-wee Herman
1988 / Academy Awards
💥sound on💥

Orchid announce reunion show openers: Dropdead, Gel, Loma Prieta, Uniform, NØ MAN & more brooklynvegan.com/orchid-announc…

Playing with our old friends Orchid and Dropdead on May 11th at Warsaw. Show is sold out. We are the low brow elite.

Not the first person to say this / won’t be the last

Uniform Uniform must be stopped.

We just finished a new album so expect another pandemic in a few months.

I guess Thích Quảng Đức was just off his meds, too. Smh.