imagine this fucking weirdo starts flirting with you while you're just tryna serve tea

somehow I accidentally got feelings into the comedy porn

creative uses for petroleum jelly

it's referenced like once very very briefly, but it's important to me that you know those two are trans

You've heard of I can write it better? How about I can write it worse? In a good way

sometimes family is a giant woman and her gremlin daughters

can I get uhhhh orgy with a side of resurrection pls

anyways whats up with me and the forbidden dynamic

I'm gonna blue ball you so fucking hard

complicated feelings about being a pretty boy

im here for aesthetic purposes

this fic is a Weird Mess but it's MY Weird Mess

Loss of…cock, Gain of…vagina

anything that could possibly happen with genitals barring infection

Covered in their enemies' blood and fucking raw on the battlefield

It’s like Bloody Mary if Bloody Mary was a cock hungry slut

Vampirism Induced Erectile Dysfunction

Canon is taken out back hit over the head and stuffed into a bus to be driven into the ocean

yes hes got a dick in his mouth but it's about the emotional journey

bro is 50 shades of messed up in this