about to get divorced

John Fetterman visits Heinz factory, declares Butlerian Jihad on all 57 varieties

HOW IS A MAN ALLEGEDLY FROM WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA SOMEHOW UNFAMILIAR WITH THE CONCEPT OF MANUFACTURING EQUIPMENT

COMRADE DUNCAN RED SALUTE 🫡

Wait. Is that also him?? In the room w/LAPD??

my husband telling me a new dumpling shop has opened in our neighborhood

Done and Done ✊🏼🇵🇸

when things are going great for me I always hire Sam Singer aka Bay Area Comms Dershowitz

I hate myself so much for getting this

Holy fucking shit. I was NOT familiar with his game.

The pro-Israel counter protestors at UCLA were organized by a group funded by billionaire Bill Ackman and friends, including Jessica Seinfeld (wife of the erstwhile comedian Jerry Seinfeld).
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'Billy, the OC is weak, they're blue haired bisexuals in polycules, and this is going to be like the fifth time in 20 years that GET-UP has gone for an election at UPenn.'

Billy: 'Don't make me point at Pete.'

Pete: 'It's a union election in 2024.'

General Sherman you missed a couple

Americans who are against the antiwar protests have often cited property damage as to why they are against the protests.

We must acknowledge that the greatest property damage has occurred in Gaza.

And our tax dollars have paid for it.

We should all be outspoken against this.

DEI speedwagon 🌹🇵🇸 〽️ Back to 1989 here. Ha. I was part of a group SANOE (Stop AIDS Now or Else) and we disrupted opening night of the opera. The next day the Chronicle claimed we maced the crowd. We absolutely did not do that.

I'll add that for many of us elderly millennials the deep distrust of traditional media goes further back than George Floyd, to Occupy, Ferguson, Standing Rock, both Bernie campaigns, Charlottesville...

That time in 2010 when Colbert-- back during his edgier Comedy Central days-- dumbfounded Israeli ambassador Michael Oren by saying 'Palestinians should go back to where they came from' & asking if he agreed.

TIL desi fix-it guys have branched out into YouTube tutorials for your dying plants as well

they should replace every police force

When you’re trying to stop antisemitism and end up banning the Chair of Jewish Studies from your Ivy League campus for protecting her students.