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Am I the only one that gets anxiety every time a new iPhone update notification pops up?

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Great question….🤔

If you tell people it will, they will think it did. How many people claimed they had covid the first week we heard about it?

I’ve never heard of anyone losing their eyesight after a solar eclipse. Half the population refuses to wear a condom, but we are supposed to believe everyone wears those cardboard glasses during the solar eclipse?

Weird how animals can survive a solar eclipse without wearing cardboard glasses.

Imma be honest. I didn’t see 💩. 🤷🏻‍♀️

A part of me thinks the government enjoys laughing at us.

I must be one of the luckiest people alive. I’ve seen multiple “once-in-a-lifetime” solar eclipse events.

If you think you have it bad, just remember there are people out here on these internet streets having to beg people to come look at their nudes for free.

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I’m pretty sure TikTok users have more valuable data stored on their Chinese-manufactured iPhones than they do on their TikTok apps.

Do you have an iPhone? If so, you are already taking a chance.

Choosing Individual liberty and self control is the antithesis to being lazy.

If there is someone on TikTok telling you to do dumb 💩, don’t do it. #ProblemSolving