I really wish Twitter had the thing where you could be like… gone fishing or my life sucks a donkey dong be back soon….

This weather has caused me to reach a whole new level of lazy… takes shower… sits in towel… hmmm maybe I should put clothes on… puts right leg in pants.. lays back on bed… 😭🤣🤣

My hands…. We never actually use them.. we just like knowing they are there… 🤣

I truly believe I am a better person bc I watched Mr Rogers as a kid…

It’s definitely an ugh day… 😕

Nah we still hurt… we just stupidly stick around…

No lies tho

It smelled horrible…. Ngl

If a lady with a penis can use the bathroom with my daughter… I can put my vagina in the mens room… #justsaying

Don’t fall in love…. She’s a beauty…. 🎶🎶😭

DJ: stupid goes all the way to the bone

Me: which bone

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Did you happen to see … the most beautiful girl in the world… was she crying… 🎶🎶🎶

It was… #thenyoufuckeditup

Bingo Bitches!

Now that we found love… what are we gonna do with it!! 🎶🎶🎶 IYKYK

Me: I’m a little drinky… I’m in a good mood… embrace the drunken Taco… 🤣

Absolutely not Sir

People talk about me baby… 🎶🎶🎶

They do be…🤣

Mustard or cheese? #yesitsglutenshhhhhhhh