Given the power differential between me and the IRS, I don't think I can meaningfully consent to paying taxes.

This x file’s episode is the anti ddt one

A parenting hack I learned recently: DALL-E does some good coloring-book pages.

-randomly assault a 54-year-old woman in Grand Central Station in early April

-get released, no bail

-randomly assault a 9-year-old girl in Grand Central Station in mid-April

Do reformers think these stories, which don't seem to be particularly rare in NYC, help their…

Nixon's 1,000 nuclear power plant program would have saved us & the Middle East so much trouble. We are still in the long shadow of Three Mile Island...

FbF >support a Muslim travel ban in December 2015 knowing that it will force Democrats to put Muslims at the top of the Progressive stack, thus ensuring that Democrat activist wing splits from Democrat establishment when warfare breaks out in Palestine in 2023; while also breaking…

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Banger of a tweet.

Want to be CEO of NPR? You have to tweet like this.

'when did you know you wanted to be CEO of NPR?'

'it all started when I heard their 'in defense of looting' piece'

I wish I was married and making wife memes to own my wife very tastefully

“I can’t believe the OSI just murked a Guild general!”

“They do that from time to time.”

“The Guild responded with a missile strike on an OSI airbase!”

“Usually every Friday while the boys are out.”

“Brock, big things are happening!”

“It’s kayfabe Hank, nothing’s happening.”

Did you buy your Patriot Wings, fellow Citizens?

I added labels.

Since just January, real hourly wages are down ($11.14 -> $11.11 1982-84 dollars). But whatever. All this time when econ-types speak of real wage gains, it's been pennies.

Politicians and the Biden Admin need to stop pretending that people have been receiving massive COL raises