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Dynamite Farmer

@turbo_fucker

☛ Promethean Marxism
☛ New World Cultural Syntheses
☛ Domestication of New Crops and Livestock
☛ Expansion of Agricultural Technique

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What the fuck does the mayor of NYC have to do with the price of beans? My main concern is that the mayor might be in a position to fuck up harvest spot prices for soybean!!!! Farming!

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If you STAND WITH AMERICAN FARMERS!!! Let them know you stand PROUD by telling them they don't have to go outside and spray weeds with herbicide for 4 hours!

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Sadly I couldn't help myself and I went and sprayed herbicide all over the place anyway even though I'm sweating through multiple astral dimensions

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As of this particular, and possibly no other, moment in time, "right wing" is any belief that Peter Thiel promotes or endorses directly, the center is any idea or belief that he'll allow but not pay for, and the "left wing" is direct opposition to Pete.

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The unfortunate thing about Thielism-Yarvinism is that its so dorky and pathetic, the ideology of billionaires that didn't even get bullied in high school so much as ignored, its the most "one day when I'm rich I'll show you all" ass ideology ever formulated....and it sucks!

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The few stances that the thielbuckers hold that aren't based on a Dork Rights footing are usually some dumbass "apply the lessons of the tech industry to government" crap, which are at least as terrible as Dork Rights, shit like "disruption is innovation you didn't predict" BAD

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I think one thing people miss is that America completely lacks the soft boundary between 100% private and 100% public land ownerships...eg stuff like right to roam, commons, etc. Idk when we're gonna deal with that, just add it to the list I reckon!

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"Eco mode" on the a/c is the biggest SCAM since they started putting potato chips in bags! It takes less energy to keep something cool or hot than it does to make it that way in the first place!!! Or am I the crazy one here!!!!!!!

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The rule of successful farming is try not to buy SHIT IN BAGS. I dont give a fuck what it is. Don't care if its cow corn or potato chips! If they won't give you a price per bushel threaten their family!!!

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They got farmers hooked on bags back in the 50s-70s talking like "oh its so convenient, and they won't even cost very much so you might as well let every <100,000 bushel grain bin fall down"

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If Stupidification is the process, estudios thought is the product, and the raw material is your brain.......how many chickens does it take to cross the road?