What sort of an excuse for a human would post this?

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Goodnight from Madelaine Mirfield, wondering if it’s a conspiracy by the rich that all the tools needed alchemy seem to cost so much. Goodnight from members of the TGWU at Ashcourt, refusing to work until dock crane No. 5 stops moving by itself again. Goodnight from Hookland.

Even with The Hum now silent, I still dream of it. I wake with an ache of absence. Look out across the fields with no wish higher than to hear the electric songlines again. To walk to the nearest pylon and fasten a prayer flag made from ribbon to it. – Tattoo Labyrinth Dave, 1982

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Goodnight from Beth Comber, trying to learn a spell that will grant her the ability to speak to the seals at Havelock Head. Goodnight from Pillow Mound Farm, where calving has brought up all the old fears of Mother Silberry’s prophecy of a two-headed cow. Goodnight from Hookland.

I think I’m going to start making Exhibit Information Cards for *all* the persistent messes my children leave around the house.

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From Saturday's shoot

Shepherd Market, Mayfair, London - April 2024

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Goodnight from Helen Malin, dreaming of reading her lover’s skin like parchment and finding no reference to infidelity. Goodnight from Daisy Horwood, praying to her Wishkind doll that the bullies who leave dead mice in her desk won’t wake in the morning. Goodnight from Hookland.

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Love it, Lord Coaker reels off how bang out of order Rishi Sunak is for attacking Labour peers

He launches back that Labour don’t have a majority & it’s all crosbenchers, liberals, hostile tories

our Jenny Jones pipes up with ‘and the greens’

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Wholesome

#RwandaBill

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'A malt-heavy blend, warehoused in Scotland for three years before being shipped to Heaven Hill in Kentucky for bottling, Cluny contains Jura, Dalmore, Tamnavulin and Fettercairn malts as well as grains, and is sold in 1.75-litre plastic bottles for $20'
whiskyinvestdirect.com/whisky-news/Am…

Goodnight from Becky Garner, sugar giddy, ride-turned from the fair and more than a little worried about the fortune teller’s advice. Goodnight from Toby Horton, whittling a Woodwose from lightning-blasted birch as shield-charm for his newborn grandson. Goodnight from Hookland.