If I have learned anything from 40 years in finance, it is that the most financially destructive investments have the cleverest/cutest names.

After reading Starbucks statement last night, I can't help but wonder if the same is true with the names of corporate strategies.

Yeesh

What a sad life to live

#ClaimsAdjustment

#WannaBet

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It’s just insane how good that break is

The future of this planet is fu'ked.

I never knew I needed to see a baseball replaced with a beachball until now.

Wild chart!

#TheHouseThatQuacksBuilt

I asked AI to make Mick Jagger a Muppet and it did not disappoint me …

I’m fascinated by what ‘vindication’ means to Greg.

It has virtually nothing to do with the golf, it seems.

#CommercialBreak

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Roger Paul Mitchell colin o'donnell Eddie Pepperell

Yet another piece of superlative work from Roger Paul Mitchell

Every Sunday, his column is required reading for anybody interested in the worlds of sport and finance.

Well done Mate. Brilliant stuff once again

April Small-Business Survey:

~43% did not pay rent on time
~34% have <1 month in cash on hand
~50% say rent is higher than 6 months ago
~52% independent restaurants did not pay rent on time

Alignable surveyed 4,171 small-business owners during the first three weeks of April

Tesla’s biggest problem: cars

#ClaimsAdjustment on.ft.com/44i6PTf

Ohhhh Bennnnnnnn….

Ben Hunt