Cause we still catchin hell for Ga. Southern not attempting a pass in their dub over us... 11 years ago.🤣

'I shot a man in Reno...
...juuust to watch him die.'

-J. Cash

When she change her name to Morton?
#Salllllllllllty 🤣
#CorndogGonnaCorndog

When sports and socio-economic worlds collide.

U-Dub is great...She just wants outta #Seattle .🤣🤣

We know, we know...Red Lobster got screwed by the hedge fund dumfuqqery. Red Lobster didn't file for bankruptcy b'cause of endless shrimp... but I'd be lyin if I said I didn't do my part in it.😉

#Endless 🍤 was boss. 😎

Hakeem Olajuwon is more popular anywhere than Hakeem Jeffries.

Go to Hell.

Not too late to delete the last sentence. He aint goin' on SNAP cause of this.

He the leader of the #LollipopGuild .

Only thing better would be if ol dick beater put it on himself.

Where's James Bates at?

Had a cust order a #PupCup 2day for their dog, then told me it was going to be his last--they were headed to vet to send it over the rainbow bridge. I was shook. 10 min. later, we got a retriever puppy, having their 1st one. Coffee godz work in mysterious ways. #HugYourDoggo

Man, I miss these guys.

'Hangin out by the state line, turnin holy water into wine... drinkin it down...ohhhh-ohh.'

Man called him Jed Clampett.
🤣🤣🤣

I'll go there....
The King of Pop could never.🤣

Absolute.
Unadulterated.
Resounding.
Goosebumps.
Being there for it probably has a lil to do with it.😎🐊

From just under 970 miles away, a HUGE Florida Gators 🐊 #Chomp to THE guy who epitomizes the The Dixie Chicken, #GigEm , 👍, #SYANG , #BTHOAnyone , #MaroonAndWhite , #MidnightYell , #Muster , #Whoop and literally everything Texas A&M University. Best wishes AD. They're gonna miss you, for sure!

Would love someone to ask him bout this during his summer tour.
This could be some serious fuel for us.

Gonna make the ill-will that Bama & Tennessee have towards each other seem small. Fire's been lit, regardless of outcome. F #Jawja ...
And the 'F' aint for Florida.

#Standard .
Mike Price says hi.🤣