The Dallas metro is a really cool place if you like cookie cutter homes, one story buildings, and parking lots.

You know what? Yeah, this feels like it was 10 years ago.

Community notes are the only good thing to happen during the Elon era.

Me one song into the new Beyonce album

Great movie premise

*saves a “Bye Sam!” tweet in my drafts for next January*

Everyone is always saying securing the NFL’s best No. 3 tight end is the best path to the Super Bowl, so watch out for the Vikes this season 👀

Imagining a person who was on the fence about Trump but is now on board because of Mitch McConnell’s endorsement.

Heaven is a place on earth.

Why can’t I almost drive a Fortune 500 company into the ground and still be worth $140 billion. Life isn’t fair 😭😭😭

The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth.

The Libs ending up with football in the great Woke cultural divide is the biggest upset in the history of time

So fun how flights got crazy expensive a couple years ago and then just never got any cheaper again 🙃

I am 100 years old.

Swifties are going to be so excited when they find out other artists make music too.

LinkedIn is a wild, wild place.

“You’d be playing against the Vikings in the Super Bowl if Kirk never tore his Achilles.”