the Juice... has vamoosed.

“Blackthorne asking after his ship and his men on Shōgun” supercut! Real Erasmusposting hours ⛵️⚓️⛩️

Episodic Medium’s spring schedule is now live, with Caroline Siede on #DoctorWho , Zack Handlen on #StarTrekDiscovery , and some meta-reflections on last week’s (premature) eulogy for the A.V. Club comment section.

episodicmedium.substack.com/p/month-to-mon…

Hey--I've got working coming in, but nothing full-time yet, and I won't get paid for a few weeks. Bills be comin' due, and if you've got some money to spare, i'd appreciate it. Thank you! ko-fi.com/zacharyhandlen…

the perfect woman doesn't exi-

aw c'mon, i was actually looking forward to this one.

there is no defensible reason for using 'AI-generated art.'

Exorcist III

man, fuck this site.

jesus christ no let him keep doing actually interesting movies.

if you look close, you see see the hole where the gas gets in.

all right, fess up, which one of you has been shaming giggling blondes with amazing racks.

Misery.

god, was all that Kate Upton for _nothing_?

speaking of, i've also got a Ko-fi account, in case you want to support my work but aren't keen enough on Star Trek to join my Patreon: ko-fi.com/zacharyhandlen…

hello! i am once again jobless. would like to offer my services to anyone out there who needs some good writing done. (i also act and sing, in case that helps?)

i have been miserable to be around lately. just stressed and angsty and anxious and a whole bundle of blah. thankfully, this trend looks to continue until i eventually start to believe my misery is actually happiness. that's a thing, right.

Ron DeSantwas

ah, i shouldn't joke. if a charisma-free meatloaf-faced thug who should be getting his teeth knocked out in an American Ninja movie can't win, what chance do the rest of us have.

no, because men don't have interior lives. we feel nothing. we enjoy loud music that tells us to punch things, and, were we to cry, we would do it in the silence of a tomb as God intended.

i am legit getting notifications when a person i don't even follow posts something. how. how is this website still functioning.

the nice thing about not posting on here much anymore is that i can say whatever. like: i am sad, exhausted, lonely, and lost. being in love is a bad thing to happen to a person, and i'm a whiny jackass. anyway, join me on bluesky where everything is fine.