Me in the morning trying to process the intense symbolism that appeared in my dreams

Can we all agree that this is definitely the best position for sleeping.

How I watch people stories:

the 2nd dolphin was like “ YESSIR DAP ME UP” 😭😭😭😭

them: are u sad

me: yes

them: ok don’t be sad!!

me: ok thankss

him, on facetime: you’re so beautiful

me:

me going back to my room after not finding anything to eat

When i accidentally tell someone too much about how I'm feeling.

when i tell him idc where we go to eat & we pull up to a place i don't like

Me heading to meet my friend for the plans I made when I was in a good mood

'you attract what you fear' AHHHHH wealth

“just get ready at my place”

me:

me in the mirror after i cried for 3hrs

me removing the notification while showing a video to my mum

'did u take a nice restful weekend??'

me:

You joined twitter.
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You didn’t understand.
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Forgot about it for years.
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Came back randomly one day.
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You got addicted.

Me leaving another social interaction after oversharing way too much

The homie got too faded and started sing opera 😂😭

Me after someone buys the house i had saved on Zillow, that I was gonna buy in 10 years..

when i spend my money trying something new on the menu & it tastes bad