Me: there is literally nothing worse than wasps Wasps: Aye? bbc.com/news/articles/…

All sitting in the back garden. Cats included. Eddie: Oh Christ, I’m gonna throw up! Oscar: Well don’t do it out here, quick, run in the house…no, not on the hard floor, find a carpet for fuck sake! 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🤮

Fucking sick of summer now

Lovely balloon day present from the 19yo 🥃 🎈

Have an early morning smile. I’m sorry but this did make me laugh . Apologies if offended ! #caravan #smile #friday

Working on a shared spreadsheet and some psychopath is filling it in with Times New Roman.

I started watching Zero Day on Netflix. I was sort of going with it until I heard Eddie Tudorpole’s ‘Who Killed Bambi’. Now I’m fucking ALL IN!

Also cats with mice.

Me: Hey Oscar, what you up to? Oscar: Licking my arsehole, you? Me: Same

Been to the cinema to see the excellent Weapons. Right up my strasse. One of the best villains of modern times 👌🏻

Also watched Night Always Comes with the incredible Vanessa Kirby. Great film.

Yep

Tonight’s movie was Hollywood Homicide with Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett. Clever, funny and a couple of great cameos.

Drove 300 miles today. Happily pished now. Night night x

Beautiful. Bet he’s a prick.

It’s a hard life for cats