Everyone is calling this ad tone deaf and dystopian, but we will all have a good laugh when the interpretive dance version hits TikTok.

I was in a 2-hour work training. There was a little doggy and a lady named Lisa. So of course I tried to draw Johnny from “The Room” from memory.

This is how you get me to try a sandwich.

When a snack makes you say, “I can’t decide whether or not this tastes like urine,” it’s OK to throw the rest of the bag away.

Why did the Busch Beer Crocs have to go this hard? Do Busch drinkers even need a bottle opener?

Apple Pay: Because you’re the exact type of dipshit who would take the kids out for sushi and forget your wallet at home.

celebrating star wars day with a lovely cheese pizza just for meesa

I’ve been told I should create a
Bumble account just to use this image as my profile pic

The Valley needed a night like this 🐝

The price of chlorine tabs has more than doubled since 2020.

One positive for pool owners is that the Costco ones now have little blue flecks, like giant Ice Breakers mints.

Tim Agne “Just until we figure out what’s going on…”

I wish I would have known that the last #ChuggingWithTheFellas was the last #ChuggingWithTheFellas 🥺

The mayor just ordered that all Minnesotans living in Phoenix must return to their home state immediately.

“Alito also suggested that allowing Trump’s prosecution for an actual attempted to overturn an election might encourage a future president to mount an insurrection to stay in power rather than leave office because, otherwise, they might face prosecution.”

Wow.

Three for Challengers, please.