swiping down for the #smalleuropeanwoman

#bm100

#BM100

Trying to explain the #bm100 to your confused coworkers, family and friends?

Then show them this, which absolutely will not help AT ALL but is simultaneously completely on brand.

A guy with daring shorts, a guy with awesome glasses, a guy with muscular legs and a nondescript guy all walk into a bar... #bm100

Every other race on earth: Here's the time, exact route, and hash tag.

Barkley Marathons: Here's the hash tag, and go fuck yourself
#BM100

I think about The Other Guy often.

#bm100 Keith

when the sunday morning bagel hits

whut

💌 we just out here doing our thing.

just me and my arnica gel against the world

Beast of the East Medium Junior Level 4 Champs, Brellas ☂️

#spiritcheer #champs #junior4 #sjsjerseysbest

Listening to Last Christmas by Wham. I’m sneaking into her room before school to steal her eyelash curler and mascara.

The year is 2023. I am 44. She is my 12 yr old daughter.

My latest race idea: The Ditch Life Virtual 100. If at any point you feel like ditching life and running 100 miles, just do it. I’ll send you a medal.

CHEER Confessions ™️ Parents: my kid got campwear from u & it fell apart in the dryer
Owners: stay to play is too expensive for our parents
Athletes: why does my mom have to pay to watch me?
Coaches: scoresheets don’t make sense pls fix it
Varsity: oh ok so you want a make up line got it

WE JUST GOT PAID!!! 💰💰 TIMES 2 😍

Congrats to Steve Shaffer.brellas and Steve Shaffer.category6 on a paid bid to Summit! We are beyond proud of your hard work and it paid off!! 😉😍

#wejustgotpaid #paidbid #summit #sjsjerseysbest

Another first place and another high score of their session 😍 Congratulations Brellas! We are beyond proud of you! ❤️

#firstplace #highscore #allstarcheer #sjsjerseysbest #championcheeranddance

just opened my Spotify wrapped, thoughts and prayers during this difficult time

YASSSS