He doesn’t really mean *every* 18 y/o though, does he? If you’re wealthy enough or donate enough to the Tories, you’ll receive an exemption. Or you’ll get the equivalent of a cushy desk job rather than one at the coal face. Because some 18 y/o’s are more equal than others 🤨

This is a real-life reproduction which confirms an old Yes Minister scene in which Humphrey Appleby demonstrates to Bernard Woolley how an unscrupulous researcher can skew a survey to get whatever result they want. (It’s linked to PM Jim Hacker’s idea to decommission Trident)

If only there were policies they could have *not* pursued instead to free up time to focus on these priorities, eh?

Yes, Covid wasn’t this government’s fault. But the opportunity cost of focussing on Rwanda and so much of the red tape chaos that has resulted from Brexit *is*

The perfect riposte to people who say “politicians, they’re all the same” 🤔

Whatever her skincare routine is, I need to know. Miraculous for someone claiming to be (at least) 68! 🤣

I mean, which idiot at CCHQ thought this would be a good venue for Rishi Sunak to visit? The headlines practically write themselves. This is basic, primary school level stuff 🤷‍♂️

Not that I have any love for Michael Gove, but with so many experienced players leaving the stage for the Tories, will there actually be any adults left to keep the tantrum-throwing toddlers like Suella Braverman in check after the election?

“Vote for me! I promise the world and deliver… nothing.” 🤔

Rishi Sunak is like that annoying work colleague who claims that *you’re* the awkward one for not agreeing to daily rather than weekly 1-to-1 meetings 🤨

This may be the projection today but I’d be amazed if this is repeated on polling day. However, even if Labour take 60 fewer seats than this, they’d still have a 150 majority.

Note also that Reform is predicted to have 0 seats. Which means no more Lee Anderson. Oh well, eh?