Beyonce/ beyonce songs. Puns. Vegetables. Twitter moments. Scary movies. Robin Williams characters. Kinks. Cosplay. Rappers. Cabaret. Ninjas. Gay son Thot daughter. 2000s. Video vixen. Cowboys. Movies.

OMG I finally found girl hour @ the gym !!

I want this, but for kicking a ball. No goals, no teams, no bases… just kick.

Aye. The moon was big as fuck and I feel sorry for anyone who didn’t get to look at her fr.

Gym or go sleep? mind u I’ve been up and mobile since 4.

I’m a real lover girl

I think I’m going to be sick.

The answer to all of these is actually no. You’re sick.

I went to the store for a cute mirror but it was too heavy and I have no idea how to mount it on the wall. so instead I came home with this super cute ottoman

Everyday this app reminds me I have never had my own experiences.

Being a sex worker doesn’t mean you have to have sex with everyone.

Also, the smaller the woman, the larger his penis looks. You don’t think that plays into his work habits?

Charcuterie board sandwich. hmmm.

He up there like:

I want another plant. I’m thinking a rubber tree, alocasia silver dragon, or maybe a ZZ.

I feel so silly today. I like it.

dinner midnight snack

She hated every moment of that lmaooo

found his twitter

is he gon send one back?

Ottomans, the curtains, the sconces. I’m bout to cum