Talking on speaker phone in public is just not the vibe

Adele can do no wrong

That stimulus check doeeeee

Hi Danielle Taus

Found an AirPod walking in the city and then saw a girl frantically looking for something so I gave it to her and she legit cried like Kim K when she lost her diamond in the ocean

Petition to stop man spreading on public transportation 🙋🏻‍♀️

IM ON TAYLOR SWIFTS SIDE OKAY.

Yoooo Reese Witherspoon you don’t even know how PISSED my mom is that she isn’t technologically saavy enough to figure out how to watch your new show The Morning Show she has called me MULTIPLE times to ask me what Apple TV is. SOS SEND HELP

This is how much I hate people: a girl on the path just asked me to switch seats so she can sit next to her boyfriend. it’s packed as fuck and the answer is NO. Gave her the seat though.

Reply tweet Danielle Taus Kim Kardashian

Reasons I love los
Me: I def have my reservations about everything
Los: what restaurants?

Just up late night thinking with Danielle Taus wondering if Kim Kardashian uses coupons?????

Yooooo Optimum Help PLEASE WORK FASTER on the Hoboken OUTAGE Optimum LIKE ENOUGH

I left my wallet at home and honestly it’s the best thing that’s happened to me.. there were SO many things I was gonna buy today but couldn’t

I’ll remember you all when I’m famous

Stephanie Carnesale Best customer award goes to Stephanie Carnesale 💙

Honestly, best customer service award goes to 1-800 Contacts 👁

Petition for Betty Crocker to put Dunkaroos back on the menu

Just so everyone knows my dad quit smoking and is more than 365 days without a Boggggieee

That reminds me of that time someone got hit by a car right by penn station and I was 1 CENTIMETER away and am in the picture in the news