Ass shots are not good...
#shots #ass #drunk #lol #barlife #nothinggoodhappensafter2 #lol #wtf #swag #alchohol

If you're driving 25 in a 35, you are drunk and need to Uber.... #uber #drunk #wtf #baddriving #lol #fobetter

'I want a dirty martini, very lite on the dirty.'
'So you want a shot of vodka...'
#wtf #barlife #martini #alcohol #drunk #gohome

Tell em how it is Homer. #Simpsons #bitches #bitches aintshit #meme #lol #howdoyouevensaythat

Gingers have souls. We have lots of them. But none of them are ours.
#ginger #ginger problems #ihaveasoul #FirstTweet #hashtag