I just don’t believe all of you like crab Rangoon that much

I’m not hosting an Oscar’s party but if I were

Lana two ways

i was gonna say something like 'why is his nose so fucking stupid' but then i remembered my heart is kind

One time a friend of mine was hating on me using elipses constantly like okay sorry im a thoughtful ponderous diva..

Just got out of surgery and the last thing I remember before the anesthesia hit was Run It! By Chris Brown playing in the operating room.

James just put on The Front Bottoms and I said, “wait, who is this? Are they Scottish?”

It is very special that I watched 13 going on 30 for the first time as an actual 13 year old.

Niche but did anyone ever read the Jessica Darling book series and also like Taylor because in my head Hoax is 10000% about Marcus Flutie lmaoooo cc: nicky nine doors

YOUR TIMELINE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY THE CHRISTMAS CATS. ROMAN AND LEGS WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY HOLIDAY.

I’ve simply had enough of “lately” as a caption :)

Willem Dafoe is aging into an animatronic

Asked James to name a woman and he said, “Greta Gerwig” before I could finish the question lmaoooo

Got a PS5 recently, currently playing Spider-Man 2 but what else should I get, open to whatever, tell me your faves

I finished stardew valley yesterday :)

Three photos of me looking cute in my big big sweater

You know the joke about all the bands being like mom jeans dad cigarettes etc? It’s actually friends now; real friends, between friends, just friends, sort of friends, bad friends, lovers to friends, two friends