v funny that israel obviously organised a massive phone bank for this and a) didn't win and b) didn't give a single point to the uk despite throwing away all his credibility to shill for zionism

Every word of this paragraph is true

just watched an hour of a columbo episode from 1972 waiting for someone to get murdered before realising it's a made for tv movie and columbo isn't in it

i ain't looking at weird lights in the sky that's how the triffids get you

oh my god did you see the mayor's hat

this guy is NOT surviving the breakup of the UN mission to alpha centauri into 6 warring factions

everyone loves me and respects my opinions even my haters

*installing a bomb under the podium* if you allow palestinian statehood it will be like blowing up the UN building

holy shit

nope. not falling for it. That's clearly someone with a fetish for being chased around while wearing a mocap suit

gacha dailies

not gay as in suspiciously happy but queer as in duplicitously fuck you

FRODO: i will take the ring to Mordor - though i do not know the way
ARAGORN: you have my sword
LEGOLAS: my nudes in profile
GIMLI: my nudes in promy nudes in profilefile

If you’re wondering why so many movies and shows look like shit, consider the fact that 75 percent of the Art Directors Guild is currently unemployed.

free speech costs $100

VET: just make sure to get him chipped next time
DR FRANKENSTEIN: will do