wow. hamas was just waiting for kids to start sleeping in tents at various American colleges. thank God they finally did it. saved the day

3 months in: raising a baby is one of the easiest things ive ever done or even thought about doing

type shit. happy friday. spread some love today

i've never heard a single person make a single judgy comment about someone eating or going to the movies alone, i've just heard a bunch of anxious people stress over how they might be perceived if they eat or go to the movies alone

i just know if i had killed someone in a boxing match against the advice of a murderous mobster and decided to flee the state, this girl is leaving my fathers watch at the apartment

you want to schedule an 815am or 430pm meeting on a friday? fine with me cowboy, i aint no slouch. but you reschedule that shit at the last minute? i'm driving to your house and fucking your dad

30 mins of paperwork and approvals to add a single tag on an aws db

35 year old grown ass man posting 10+ memes on his insta story

gn gang. love you. lets all be slightly less insane tomorrow

twitters where you go to make little jokes to 5-10 of your friends and 999999 people who want to kill you

this is just dudes goofin around. everyone trying their best. very wholesome

say there's a ceasefire and everything goes back to Normal. where do we think all this anger and activism is going to go? doesn't feel like it will just disperse into nothing

there was a raid at a college in new york over a conflict in the middle east? thats very interesting. i live on a hill in the high desert. last week there were 8 wild boar roaming thru my neighbors driveway