Random tunes I made, which I wish you all knew, a series. #004
The might ZERO. An odyssey about the end of humanity and the start of what comes after. I loved making this track, piecing together all the separate strands. It's quite prog. nickworrall.bandcamp.com/track/zero-sin…

Random tunes I made, which I wish you all knew, a series. #005 Round The Corner. A pop song, done in the Chilton style, the lyrics of which I am particularly proud. Live your life while you can.
nickworrall.bandcamp.com/track/round-th…

I love how Kefir tastes like a challenge that four seconds in you think “I can do this.” And it’s actually surprisingly nice. Spoken who as anyone with a hint of dairy experiences an, “introducing on tonight’s main stage” anal apocalypse.

you wake up as Adge Cutler.... what’s the first thing you’re doing!?

This is a fabulous, laugh out loud read on Chris de fucking Burgh! who , it would appear … is rather mental

Cowboy went to strip my eyebrow off my face with his razor sharp teeth. When I moved my hands to thwart his attempt he simply went for my throat. The eyebrow attack was just a ruse. A masterstroke move. I don’t believe in reincarnation, but could this be Genghis Khan?

Here’s something written a while back by Pop Culteers about Chris. popcultmag.wordpress.com/2011/02/14/chr…

New edition to da fam. Meet Cowboy. Looks like a cow and is a boy. Hey presto, easy name.

It’s a packed field, but I think I may have found the dumbest engagement post in the history of Twitter/X.

That’s Pilates done. Feeling strong as an ox. I’ve been on the new medication for a few weeks now and I’m feeling human again. It’s making a real difference. Incredible.

Bandcamp Friday still running. My 14-song album is available for just a fiver. If you enjoy psych folk, death folk, horror folk, give it a listen and purchase if you want. impossiblemule.bandcamp.com/album/return-t…

It's me and PD! Talking about Zenith, Paedogeddon, and  Vampire Mods vs Zombie Rockers.

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It's #BandcampFriday best time to pay for music direct from the artist. For my part I am more interested in you listening than paying & obviously the album I am plugging today is the brand new one from The Late Pioneers. Psyche-country-prog-folk-rock-pop. thelatepioneers.bandcamp.com/album/field-tr…

Bandcamp Friday klaxon. If you purchase music all monies invested goes straight to the artist. So here’s your chance to fill the Impossible Mule sized hole in your life. impossiblemule.bandcamp.com

Thank you so much Jess Barratt 🥑 Random Things Tours 🇺🇦 and Anne Cater 🇺🇦 So exciting! 🐇

#oldjokeshome Do donate. I said to the lady in Boots that I wanted to buy condoms, but how much were they? She said they were “£5 plus tax.” “Tacks”, I said, “Don’t worry about tacks, I’ll tie them on.”

Went to Boots and enquired about deoderants, the helpful lady said “ball type”,I said “no it’s for under my arms.”

Please donate your old jokes to the oldjokeshome .

Have YOU heard it yet? thelatepioneers.bandcamp.com/album/field-tr…

I have a meeting next week about the thriller I’ve written. I’m very excited. Hopefully it’ll go well.