cant get enough of this joke

I think what a lot of American fantasy fans (and D&D fans specifically) miss about hobbits is that they're not twee cottagecore prairie sprites. They are as mendacious, two-faced, petty and small-minded as you'd expect 4ft tall British petit bourgeois landowners to be.

today!

I'm screaming at this AI 'enhanced' Harry Mason.

happy bruno mars excited to see pete wentz on the street day to all those who celebrate

$8 for a hot dog at Lincoln park zoo felt like a rip off until I saw the guy treating each Glizzy like his own personal Sistine chapel

my literal favorite bitch. suppository night goblin heathen worm queen of wet earth. dunce of dunces and blight of all birds. spirit sister of the turgid rat, eye of the hidden, long forgotten matriarch of the oldest failures of god. final diamond at the end of time. the Kiwi

thinking about baby swamphens

healed a few months!

banana

coyote for chris yesterday ⚔️

another before ➡️ after

doing this cool thing where i draw my tattoos ahead of time, give myself time & space to work, and then end up completely redrawing a full day appointment the night before at 10PM because i had another idea suddenly

feel bad for laughing, feel worse for taking a photo, but here we are and there it goes

before ➡️ after