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Oli Beale

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I asked ChatGPT to re-write the lyrics to 'Regulate' and make them all about running a small carpet cleaning business in Bracknell. I have to say, the result is delightful.

I asked ChatGPT to re-write the lyrics to 'Regulate' and make them all about running a small carpet cleaning business in Bracknell. I have to say, the result is delightful.
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I’d like to see Bluey’s dad lose it just once. Just like quietly walk into another room alone and scream into a pillow.

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If you work in advertising and you're not already sending Craig a script to direct you're a fooooooooooooooooool. He's mega. And I love him. shots.net/news/view/crai…

If you work in advertising and you're not already sending Craig a script to direct you're a fooooooooooooooooool. He's mega. And I love him. shots.net/news/view/crai…
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Shout out to the elderly lady at Dukes Cinema in Brighton who just sat sobbing with me until the lights came up. Oh Lordy. What a film.

Shout out to the elderly lady at Dukes Cinema in Brighton who just sat sobbing with me until the lights came up. Oh Lordy. What a film.
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The Internet was so much better when we didn’t have to make cookie decisions on every website. I would gladly sign a blanket deal with the whole internet allowing it to do whatever the hell it likes with my cookies. I also hate the word “cookies”.

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Our family holiday superpower is arriving at the beach at EXACTLY midday. Peak sun. No water. Squinting at rows of occupied sun beds. Shouting about waking up earlier then setting up a “perfectly nice” camp in a rapidly decreasing shaft of shade next to some bins.

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