Lord Bamford, with a debt of £500,000,000 to HMRC, has retired from the House of Lords and absconded. He anticipates his debt, akin to Michelle Mone's £232,000,000 liability, to be nullified. It's imperative to retrieve every pound from these individuals and prosecute them.

They made his day

The only way to escape prison, become President.

High stakes for Trump, facing 54 counts in five different criminal cases.

I told you tonight we die as a family
we were supposed to die
as a family

Good of the Express to spell out how draconian new voter ID laws could steal the upcoming general election for the Tories...

Feels like the moment in every James Bond film where the baddie explains how 007 will die.

“An innocent mistake for which he gained 30p a week…”

I know being this angry this early is bad for me, but fuck me this is a nightmarish obscenity.

“It was in black and white! Black and white!”

Interesting that Cody Gakpo was far our best player.

I love my footy team beyond measure. But we deserved that. Absolutely woeful. Weirdly arrogant in the first half, headless chickens in the second. Well done Atalanta.

Naga Munchetty: You said the waiting lists have been reduced... & you say some parts of the country are doing well... where?

Victoria Atkins: Some trusts are meeting & exceeding the 80% target..

NM: Could you name them?

VA: No

#BBCBreakfast

Johnson, a drunken narcissist, lying about the incendiary mess he’d created - a performance of simplistic, dangerous buffoonery: Brexit was dangerous to peace - the Windsor agreement a sticking plaster. Remaining in the ECHR preserves peace and our rights.

Can somebody explain how this all works? The UK Revolutionary Communist Party meets the Hungarian Far Right and the Polish artistic community in a bid to champion free speech.

Russia has suffered, losing over 2,000 tanks and 315,000 soldiers wounded or dead. However, Russia is reconstituting that force far faster than our initial estimates suggested. 5/14

Yellowhammer dart! 😁🐦

Incredible exclusive by Pippa Crerar. Sunak paid £2m for focus groups to check whether 'Eat Out To Help Out' would be a popular thing to do, but neglected to even tell the govt's scientific and medical advisors so they could assess the health risk. ~AA

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Pass the popcorn

Hanged by the Nazis on this day, 1945. A remarkable man.

I wish fuckheads would leave Gene Hackman alone.

Let's not forget he's one of the greatest actors OF ALL TIME. He has absolutely earned a quiet retirement where he goes about his daily business in any way he pleases and in any clothes he chooses to wear.

Try and get a doctor's appointment.

The red means the water is not safe to swim in, because of sewage dumping. This is most of our coast.