Doing 25 pushups instead of doing my job

Pills here!

For Roland

What the hell is this bananas problem

Wow, long time no see! Always love it when an old friend has a major payday. I see you Garfield!

Would you swallow your dogs throw up to save your best friend from dieing

it must be satisfying buying something for 99p

my kid that won't be born for another 9 years is projected to be the no. 1 pick of the 2056 NFL draft

I’m the first guy to go to the gym to get smaller

Hoka Check

Did a full workout without drinking water

Laughing at the visualization of game stop asst manager staying 2 hours over (5 hour shift) and saying some shit like “Elvis has left the building” to no one before leaving