I’ve never enjoyed any restaurant meal as much as a basic curry house.

Tried to tell a joke on threads again 🙃

Ran the London marathon this morning. 22 minutes and 3 seconds. Not my best time and certainly would have liked to do better but not going to beat myself over it. Still a huge achievement and I can hold my head high. Cheers. 👍🏆

The moon will only play silly buggers and block out the sun if it knows it has an audience. And you daft so and so’s are playing right in to its hands. Starve it of the attention it craves and it will soon get bored and go back to its rightful place.

I was actually offered the role of ‘conor mcgregor’ in the new road house film but I turned it down. I’ll always have love for action films and it is after all how I made my name but I feel its time for me to move on and spread my wings now. Just wanted to clear that up 👍

Think about what day it is 😂😉👍😜😜

Yeh I’m turning the clocks back- TO 400,000BC WHEN THIS COUNTRY HAD SOME BOLLOCKS 🇬🇧*

*before we became woke homo sapiens

Dreading Christmas

Always wondered when I’d turn up in one of my own videos

Voxpop: new England shirt