Nobody roflcopters anymore

Giant dragon just pulled up to the function and charred everyone into dust with a fire blast 😔

You blowing the hinges off that toilet

You heard it here first

He is survived by his son, Key (26).

All the people who didn’t use the strap on the Wii remote in jail now

First date order an entire rack of ribs

men be at house parties saying “this song was on fifa”