I PASSED THE CALIFORNIA BAR EXAMMMMMMMM OMFGGGGGGGGG!!! GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUU FOR EVERYTHING!! I AM AN ESQUIRE, GOD IS SO GOOD 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Seyfried & Lacey Chabert take on their ‘MEAN GIRLS’ roles again for new Walmart ad.

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I love my people I really do

I completely understand why our parents said “if it ain’t one thing, it’s another” 😭

The way life be lifing, they wasn’t lying.

putting back the 9.89 pack of chicken for the 9.76 pack.

Nobody:

*Me at the cemetery*:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack

We have an almost empty flight on southwest (open seating) and they tell us to spread out. I get a row to myself like everyone else. Why a couple come sit next to MEEEEE? I get up and move to another empty row and they gon say “you didn’t have to move.” YES TF I DID. lol

STOP…

Me at job orientation when they’re explaining the insurance package

when life was simple

Good luck to you if your birthday is coming up. We don’t care anymore 🙏🏾

Me looking at the imaginary camera everytime something crazy happens

When your body naturally wakes you up at 7 am on weekends

imagine trying to beef w me and im at home chillin like this

Me trying to hold onto the last few hours of a Sunday before I have to go back to the grind tomorrow

Male-centered women who only offer male-centered friendships. I’m just getting to old for your dating life to be your main contribution to our friendship.

Me asking to taste some of the same food I said I didn’t want.

I want to publicly apologize to squidward.

My budget for the month of August:

I said I hate men not my man