We don’t talk enough about how there was a hit song about two people who were planning to cheat on each other with other people who liked pina coladas and then when they met each other in a hotel lobby and realized they were already married they just laughed.

Debby, thanks so much for reading!
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So excited to read this novel after loving Razorblade Tears. Congrats, S.A.Cosby!

Nailed it.. 😂

Things you notice as you get older, a thread.

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Especially the first ten-ish minutes!

I hate when someone rings my doorbell because I have to drop whatever I’m doing to be silent and pretend I’m not home

Sure it takes a couple hundred gallons of hot water to clean an empty jar of peanut butter, but I'm going to save the planet by recycling.

common we've all had days like this...

Tomorrow the re-issue of my 1st crime novel comes out.
It's available everywhere ...I'll be posting more links but here's the Amazon one.
I hope you will come and visit with Nathan and Skunk and the crew

My Darkest Prayer: A Novel a.co/d/bZ9EQji

Extrovert: Get out of your comfort zone

Introvert: Get out of my comfort zone

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If this is the last thing everyone sees on Twitter then I can absolutely live with that…

Being an introvert, I’ve had more thoughts about how I would have a conversation than actually having a conversation.

The Rover - Led Zeppelin

Great article, Allison! Congrats on your new release. 💕📚💕

i wanna be madly in love, kiss, hold hands, be kinky, travel, have picnics, dress up, make art together. i wanna do it all with one person who wants to do it all with me.

Currently playing the annual game of 'how long can we last without turning the heat on.'

Anyone else play this game?

Run in opposite directions to see who your dog loves more.. 😅