Yin&yang

Unexpected reaction…

This is Stout. He's working remotely today. As you can see, that doesn't make him any less productive. 13/10

Life hack: put a toy mackerel in your work bag.

I told you tonight we die as a family
we were supposed to die
as a family

*sighs in historian*

every institution in the country is going full mask-off islamophobia

it’s so unfair that the only way you can advocate for murder of your enemies without the FBI showing up is to become an elected politician

You probably couldn’t find a country in the world less likely to overthrow their government than America today

Unlike Iran's attack on Israel, which killed no-one, there won't be wall to wall outrage over the Israeli killing of 11 Palestinian kids, as there's been a lack of outrage over over 14,000 kids being slaughtered.

Why?

Because Palestinian life is considered worthless.

Have those opposed to Universal Basic Income ever truly considered its potential? A UBI world is where bandwidth currently consumed by financial stress is instead channeled into solving global crises. Poverty isn't intractable; it's a choice we're making every day we delay UBI.

California universities love to put us on their brochures as tokens of diversity, but that’s it. We’re there to be seen and not heard.

I should know. My Los Angeles uni put me in their brochure three times. And I didn’t even know until after the fact.

They love to use hijabi women for their promotional material but God forbid she open her mouth and say something

The guy Germany elected on a platform of stopping Hitler is the guy who appointed Hitler to be Chancellor

the language shift here is insane. Why is the brightly colored stationary object called 'deadly' while the car going 40mph+ in a neighborhood intersection is merely 'errant'? Traffic engineers are a different breed man

This is the best take of all time!

Honestly it’s so funny to offer a degree in resistance to genocide and go “but under no circumstances are you allowed to use it”