Shohei’s interpreter returning to Shohei after losing another bet:

The part in his hair is the real crime

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn, even our Royals are better than England’s.

Dads to their families after canceling the Disney trip:

They have to put OJ Simpson in next year’s Oscars In Memoriam, right?

Poor O.J. didn’t live long enough to see Cody Bellinger update his Twitter bio.

Maybe OJ’s killer really is still on the loose and is the one responsible for killing the Ohtani story?

The harshest sentence OJ Simpson ever had to serve was dying before The Masters started.

A now timely throwback for #TBT

How are we ever going to get updates about his fantasy football team now?!

OJ Simpson, most known for being the Hertz Rent-A-Car spokesman, has passed away.

“Hello there, afterworld. It’s me, yours truly.”

Guess he never caught the killer.

Baylor basketball is the only rebuild Chip and Joanna don’t wanna see