I soothe my internet-addled brain by checking in on these wolves on Twitch every day and now it’s puppy season 🥹

they said it couldn’t be done: the credenza / dog jail

*to the tune of formation* I got breadcrumbs in my bra

It’s Earth Day. But it’s also a Monday.

Treat your Innie to eight hours of some of the rarest Earthsounds ever captured.

Be sure to enjoy them all equally.

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not me mainlining home organization videos while the moving boxes in my apartment just become furniture

Highly recommend getting some upsetting news mere hours before Taylor Swift drops 31 new songs, it’s *chef’s kiss*

Women are perfect.

Kier's praise

Let's just call it a day and watch our favorite Richard Lewis clips from Curb on repeat. RIP youtu.be/PfDhAV99GdU

From first meeting Flaco when he stared me down at the Central Park zoo, to following his New York journey and rooting him on from across town, I’ll miss this beautiful bird so much <3

time to bust out the clear beeper I had in 9th grade

You can buy or rent Napoleon. Now you can rewatch this line over and over.

why does LA 50s feel colder than NY 40s

ending 2023 with a tl full of unhinged pop tart memes feels right

all our vacation photos look AI-generated tbh

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Ah yes, the annual tradition of me leaving my apt on a December Saturday afternoon and realizing Santacon is unfortunately still a thing

Napoleon Bonaparte stuns in new photo 😍