Caught and launched the cat onto the hardwood a split second before he was able to throw up all over the carpet. Feeling like I can do anything now.

Sent off one of the many stories collecting dust on my hard drive (because I’m incredibly neurotic and submitting makes me anxious) and of course I fucked up the cover letter. 🙃

Feeling kind of sad about gardening this year. Our old garden had a fence to keep the dogs from eating/trampling all my vegetables but our new yard is small and mostly shade. Going to have to get pretty creative.

Yo! I have a new story up at Rejection Letters that just dropped called “DOGGSHIT.”

LFG🔥

rejection-letters.com/2024/05/15/dog…

Witches n’ Bitches by David Luntz

maudlinhouse.net/witches-n-bitc…

Went for a hike with the family and found a little waterfall.

My cats look so adorable watching the birds until I realize they actually just want to murder them.

The Red Cross accepts donations for disaster relief. If you can spare anything, please consider donating.

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'I’ve known you since you were born, which was when I was born. I’m your evil twin.'

Surprise! We've got an extra dose of hex for you, courtesy of the extraordinary Will Musgrove! 'Evil Twin' is the perfect way to close out your week! Don't miss this!

hexliterary.com/?p=2135

Finally reading One Hundred Years of Solitude. Not sure why it’s taken me so long to read it but I haven’t been able to put it down.

More snow calls for a blanket, hot tea, and some Borges.

Listening to Surrender by Cheap Trick on the school run and my daughter tells me to turn it up. Earned an eye-roll when I explained to her that the song is about realizing your parents are actually kind of cool.

this weird, funny story by D.T. Robbins D.T. Robbins is so good -- i have never read a story quite like it

it's about a guy who keeps getting possessed by ghosts & used as a sort of sex doll...it's great !! click click click

xraylitmag.com/pete-d-t-robbi…

Our view at dinner last night was pretty great.

I have a craft/CNF piece (my first ever!) over at Reckon Review—talking about music, noir, and the only two things I can be certain really exist. Thank you Charlotte Hamrick⚜️🇺🇸⚜️ and Meagan Lucas!!

Also, I put together a list of my favorite songs that tell a story. Check it out 👇

This bookstore has a theatre in their basement where you can watch Bob Ross paint happy little trees. The kids loved it.