Welp, ran outta hours reloading in Chetwynd so I guess I'll hunker down here for the day with the wildfire ongoing outside of town. Hope this isn't me by mid-afternoon, wish me luck! #BCWildfire

Well I made it down into Chetwynd this morning. You can see the wildfire off in the distant coming down Wabi Hill as a hazy smoke wafts over the town. Hope she doesn't grow any bigger than it is. Moisture is in the forecast the next couple of days though. #BCWildfire

Was a tough two seasons in San Jose for David Quinn, but hearing this news today was not unexpected. Be interesting to see who they replace him with over the next couple of weeks here. #SJSharks

Is every Super B trailer currently pulling in Canada right now parked in Dawson Creek? It sure looks like it. Good luck finding parking in this town these days, it's at a premium if you can find it.

I told my boss that three different companies were after me, and I needed a raise to stay at my current job.

'Which companies are after you?' my boss asked.

'Gas, electric and cable,' I said.

Let it roll, baby, roll, let it roll, all night long...

If you've ever been out west of Dawson Creek on your way to Chetwynd, then you probably know about this place. One of the best damn places I've ate at while working on the road. And no, Patrick Swayze does not work here.

You ever had such a terrible day at work that you just start looking for new jobs half way through your shift?

Oh baby. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

Do you ever get aggressively happy about how nice it is outside?? Like SHIT yeah, it's so goddamn beautiful today, I fucking LOVE this, fuck me UP springtime!

Never be sad on a weekend. Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression. Don't let capitalism win.

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that l'm paid to travel.

My dates are always upset when I tell them I'm a truck driver.

Registering a goose as my emotional support animal, and then we just go on a rampage cause the emotion they're supporting is currently my rage.

You ever sleep so little you feel like a low polygon version of yourself? Like you're just gonna be running on reduced graphics today.

Dear old people:

Waking up at 6:00am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5:00pm, reading books, and going to bed at 10:00pm feels amazing.

I was wrong. You were right.

FACT: TurboTax is the worst computer game EVER. Ugh, I hate doing taxes.

I used to drink a bottle of vodka, then wake up at dawn and work a 12 hour shift. Now I eat a salty snack too late at night and I wake up like my hydration levels will never recover from this.

Don't forget peeps! #Happy420

My favorite meal is not breakfast, or lunch, or dinner. My favorite meal is snack. I just want the rest of my life to be bumbling from one snack to another.

Maybe birds have it right. I should lose my shit right when the sun comes up instead of slowly releasing it throughout the day.