show also iconic bc i was on barricade with izzy and during soft shock i looked over and saw her carefully typing “karen o astrological sign” into google

cant believe i used to have my spotify listening set to public. how brutally honest. how raw.

Here’s the thing about crabs. U put anything between their claws and they’ll hold it .

Crazy how you can guess the budget of a Netflix show depending on which queer eye member they got to guest star on it

Just saw someone say that they’d “binge a movie”

People will do anything to break into doc martens besides wear them

I keep getting Chris Martin and Ricky Martin mixed up. Living viva la Vida Loca

Is it a microagression to hold up a pack of plant-based meatballs and ask the Whole Foods stock person where the “normal meatballs” are

Kicking the plane seat in front of me when the passenger covers his tv screen during kissing scenes

Whoever designed the three step onigiri packaging deserves a big kiss

Mindfully playing angry birds

Not to be a grinch but if you’re going out of your way to compost your Christmas tree why even get the tree to begin with

Got randomly searched twice, never wearing a Radiohead shirt to the airport again

Ppl hear you sigh deeply and are like nooo what’s wrong 😳 I’m good shorty I have long covid 😔