I worked for a wedding caterers. Turned up early, cleaned the venue, cooked, served food, poured drinks, cleared up, mopped floors etc. We had not discussed terms. A crisp five pound note was forthcoming. Adjusted for inflation? £13.41 🫠

Licking an electric razor to see how “buzzy” it tasted. SOOOO MUCH BLOOD!

Ooh ooh! I know this one.

About bloody time! (Was last here in 1989).

I’m unsure, I have an “old fashioned face”, this might not be helping. I might try it out for a day or two 🤔

What did you look like in 2013? (Love a bandwagon)

I got a surprise parcel this morning from the fabulous Sophie 🇪🇺 - we have a new house guest - I LOVE him! (And Sophie of course!) 👻 #YorkGhostMerchants

#Manchester - I need your help!

Yesterday I ran the Manchester Marathon but I lost my wedding ring.

I think it came off on Chester Road after the White City roundabout.

This is a picture of the ring it has 'I love you 3000' inscribed inside it too.

Plz help me get it back!

#RT

Remember when I used to sell stuff? Well technically I still do although I am shutting the website down very soon because I do not have the time anymore

So until the end of April using code CAKE you can get 25% off everything (not what is just here)

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I know I bang on about my mum, but she was the best mum and dad anyone could ask for. Today we’ve been out for a nice lunch, then Carmen at deMont, then back to hers for gin and gossip. My heart is so full I could burst. ❤️

Self promo Tuesday

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Cheers ✊

Post the oldest picture of you on your phone…

I was a floppy haired idiot in a cardie then, whereas now… Ohhh.

I miss those eyebrows and eyelashes though. <books microblading appointment>

Just found this in my photos from Manchester…

I see the Scottish Clarins laboratory have started making me personalised skincare… 🫤

We’re just been to Weston Super Mare to stay with K’s dad and stepmum for the first time in ages. Firstly HOW is the Regent Omelette Bar still open? But I saw a present I painted 25 years ago. The massive bush (LOL) is gone now - I’ll ask him if he misses his green Sierra though.

Bandwagon alert…

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