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I Like You So I

@heisEsosa

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named Nameless(@_namedNameless) 's Twitter Profile Photo

3 different clubs have won La Liga in the last 3 years.

3 different clubs have won Serie A in the last 3 years.

2 different clubs have won Bundesliga in the last 3 years.

2 different clubs have Ligue 1 in the last 3 years.

1 club is about to win the EPL for the 4th…

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xy(@Cerebrone) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You will have to love your “pure footballers”, I’m afraid. The ones who are allowed to be “the face of the sport” or win Ballons d’Or. The aestheticians.

Since Haaland and his goals aren’t pure enough for y’all.

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SJ(@316simsim) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People think City will lose a game in this position under Pep. Them City players are living on bread & tap water for the next 30 days in the training ground

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LERRY(@_AsiwajuLerry) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Cristiano Ronaldo went to Man United, scored tons of goals, won no trophy - Ronaldo was the problem.

Harry Kane went to Bayern, scored tons of goals, won no trophy - Thomas Tuchel is the problem.

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𝕋𝕪𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕖(@TyronneUnfazed) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Mother provides love for the children without providing as much money, she’s the best mother in the world.

Father provides financially without being so emotionally available, he’s a bad father and men need to do more.

Okayyyyyyyyyyyyy

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CristianoXtra(@CristianoXtra_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bayern Munich lifted the Bundesliga title for 11 consecutive years before acquiring Harry Kane but you won't see the media & pundits like Jamie Carragher running agendas about it.

Seems like goals affect the team only when Cristiano Ronaldo is involved.

Bayern Munich lifted the Bundesliga title for 11 consecutive years before acquiring Harry Kane but you won't see the media & pundits like @Carra23 running agendas about it. Seems like goals affect the team only when Cristiano Ronaldo is involved.
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🖤🦅(@9LARCK) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Barcelona fans can't recreate this because their biggest legend didn't only sent them into bankruptcy but also stole Balloond'ors from his own teammates.

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Love is life! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿(@Frankthemannnn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If she asked for sex on first date, she's bold and knows what she wants.

If I asked for sex on first date, I'm uncouth and a predator (energy drink)

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Nobody(@dharnyyoung) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Now, it's time for that conversation. Did Harry Kane's goals hurt Bayern Munich or you are ready to admit you were stupid?

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Doctor Alagbada(@thegoodent_ist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you want me to treat you like your father does, it's because you're looking out for yourself and want baby girl treatment.

But if I want you to treat me like my mother does, it because I'm enforcing archaic patrical and toxic tradition.

Okay nau.

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bigyak?(@evilmadss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

this is the most basic approach from a man, it’s the woman’s energy that determined everything but most of my country women will want to be savage or would have you repeating your sentence over fifty times

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𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖊𝖕𝖍 🖤(@joejoeboy0) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The problem is can you meet a Nigerian lady in this settings all alone by herself??

Let’s start from there.

(Before you drag me, bring a proof of you chilling in this type of environment being sponsored by yourself)

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77 🎮(@0xdouble_7) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Nigerian women are always on guard, you won't go far asking these many questions.
🧍🏽‍♂️: so where are you from?
🧍🏽‍♀️: why are you asking?

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Somi❤️(@SomiEkhasomhi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If Israel responds now, you’ll use this same hand to start tweeting ‘please save Iran’ and ‘Justice for Iran.’

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