shout out to everyone who loves me despite my worst qualities (foul-mouthed, grudge-holding, certified hater, vicious Among Us impostor)

call me Liam Gallagher the way I hold grudges

literally would never say “i’m a good writer”

“i know their bassist”

i know kindness. i know empathy. i know the kind of person i want to be.

my friends and I are gonna all chip in and then pass it around like traveling pants

me sending an email:

why does my hard drive whimper when I unplug it… grow up

oh thanks so much that's really awesome

Get his ass

(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding the wilson family is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly Leftist

weirdly not comforting

An email from a UCLA professor

For the people upset with college protests:

see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful wife? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office

I'm About To Be So Back You Guys Don't Even Know