cloverdale summer sausage is made in my hometown and my mom sends me some every few months, each time packing more and more because i have a growing list of friends who request them. this entire situation makes a lot of sense to me. thank you.

people always dunk on rice to riches on here but that’s how i know they haven’t eaten there. it survives because of dedicated patrons like ME, someone who is not above doordashing a single serving of rice pudding if the moment calls for it

for every it’s so over there’s a were so back!!! #MNTwins

used to know a girl whose bio said 'music is the soundtrack of my life <3' and the phrase has been floating around my brain for like 12 years

what do you think it was like to be the first FBI agent who discovered Shohei Ohtani’s name in those wire transfers

decided to nair instead of shave, then put on self tanner, and in so doing, created a scent i believe could be the next big thing in chemical warfare

eternal sunshine, summarized

when i worked at barnes & noble ~2012, usher came in with w a woman who very conspicuously browsed books on how to know when you’re ready for marriage, how to get him to propose, etc. congrats to this lady and sorry to that other one.

Ariana and Ethan will almost certainly break up by the time Wicked is out which means we’re going to get a press tour that makes the Don’t Worry Darling one look like absolute child’s play

the messenger will be remembered for imploding in a cruel, messy, and totally predictable way but also for breaking the news of taylor swift and travis kelce dating and i can’t reconcile those two things in my head

can’t think of better proof that AI’s takeover will be evil than how the GPS always seems to wait until you’re about to belt a hideous note to cut the music and tell you to keep driving straight

humiliatingly midwestern to be so honest that you end up being helpful when you’re actually trying to be mean

#twinswin #WeBelieveinTC

buck showalter somewhere punching the air over what could have been

This guy had the time of his life watching the streak get snapped

#MnTwins | #WeBelieveinTC

as baseball season enters its final days, i’d like to look back on when i went to a brewers game and encountered a man so profoundly wisconsinite that he brought his own cheese curds to the stadium

whatever amount of money royce lewis would like to earn going forward is the correct amount of money, negotiation not necessary

wait hold on was this their first date?