She’s allowed

Not interested in Planet of the Apes movies, don’t like thinking about apes with guns. Seems ill-advised at best

this is how i feel about Barry Keoghan. also kermit the frog

he's trending now and it's specifically because I saw him at Hollywood Studios and begrudgingly concluded he's hot

My friends are bullying me bc I loved the Mean Girls reboot

i hope the girthmaster knows his biggest fans are a group of lesbian roommates in los angeles. none of us are into him, we just find him endearing

we cannot ban tiktok

This is just terrific reporting from Ej Dickson about a school that promised a new start for those who didn't fit in elsewhere, but instead abandoned them, took advantage of them, and indoctrinated them in fundamentalist Catholicism.,..

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Miranda is so brave for dumping him when he looks like that in a tank top

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Honestly in the history of print media I don't think anyone has ever gotten a better quote than this, congrats Angie Martoccio

The trouble with the troubled kids industry from ⁦Ej Dickson⁩ rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I hope the Girthmasterr doesn’t get milkshake ducked. He seems like a good dude with an absolutely shocking dong

Ej Dickson GIRTHMASTERR 🇦🇺 .1% We have no choice but to stan.

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NEW from me: I spent a very pleasant Tuesday afternoon talking sex work, whorephobia, sailing, and dick width with the Girthmaster (GIRTHMASTERR 🇦🇺 .1%), our Australian OnlyFans himbo king rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…