Super Male Vitality

real easy on the eyes in the big easy

nature’s gas station boner pills

Brian Gutekunst shopped Aaron Rodgers out during his darkness retreat.

You think he cares about your “sure fire players that make perfect sense” in all the mock drafts you made in your *darkness retreat?

*parent’s basement

I don’t consider this guy to be Miles Davis.

He's actually hiding a hot dog that he's trying to eat

why’d Miley hit the photog with the ☹️

Look between D and G on your keyboard

you should see what he did with five Twinkie’s and two cans of StarKist tuna.

check the watch

the studio 🤝 flavor country

cc: Zach in Wisco, 5x Grilled Cheese Champ the grill cheese champ

“Grandma, how come you never saw the Wisconsin Badgers win a national title?”

Someone’s Grandma in 2064:

Is this the kind of parent YOU want to be, Wisconsin fans? We fiend for a natty.

you’re only starving yourself from a championship

all he needed was Fox Mulder on the jury

Chucky Hepburn after losing to James Madison: “But we’re going to get back to this. This isn’t the last of us.”

Me: