me: 'we, like 2010, yeah, we still loved Borat. we still had those Borat particles in the air. '
💚: 'yeah, that's what Boron is'

car just drove by outside my house blasting 'The Finest' by MF Doom so loud that i could hear a full 20 seconds of the song from approach to departure while this car was going the full speed limit

Perhaps when you've finished your slaughtering and washed the blood off your hands, we can chat again.

he startled me

spring!

one of the best ever

It's so funny that men think women hit 'the wall' at like 23 when Jamie Lee was literally 36 in this clip

New set up

obviously ive seen split screens used in film and tv before but to see both sides be continuous shots was insane and then when you see one of the juicy fruits leave one screen to walk into the other shot that blew my mind.

date idea: we go to the hardware store and touch objects together

my most unbreakable habit lately is saying 'come on, [object], you know it's me!' whenever i am struggling somehow with an [object]